[00:00.41]So this is my last song
[00:01.25]Oh no don't go
[00:02.50]And um, yeah it's um
[00:05.65]I'll end it with something about love
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[00:11.50]She got me with her look
[00:12.88]She got me with her stare
[00:15.29]Bright blue eyes and her long blond hair
[00:18.24]From the start it was easy to see
[00:21.39]This was the girl for me
[00:23.44]
[00:26.75]Who cares if she was 83?
[00:28.93]
[00:34.28]She could make me silent, she could make me shout
[00:37.19]And she drove me wild with those dentures out
[00:40.51]
[00:45.64]When we ate people said we were rude
[00:48.25]Because I had pre-chew her food
[00:51.01]
[00:56.25]Her skin was saggy, so was the rest
[00:58.40]I put my hand up her skirt and I felt her breast
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[01:07.24]We made love, and the more I thrust
[01:09.84]The more the room was covered in dust
[01:13.38]
[01:15.75]Room was covered in dust
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[01:22.75]Then one day I felt a chill
[01:25.41]As I woke up from my bed
[01:27.96]She was lying there real still
[01:30.43]My little lady was already dead
[01:33.18]The wake happened on a Saturday night
[01:35.56]I just sat there and bowed my head
[01:38.51]A little girl was on my right
[01:40.87]Crying because her Grandma was dead
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[01:46.25]And that little girl she got me with her looks
[01:49.24]Got me with her tears
[01:50.75]Feminine beauty beyond her years
[01:53.51]From the start it was easy to see
[01:56.25]That was the girl for me
[02:01.42]Who cares if she was only three?
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[02:06.81]Good note to end the show on, pedophilia
[02:09.75]See you guys
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[02:21.25]Bo Burnham
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