[00:00.40] Umm
[00:01.23] I moved to...
[00:01.65] Umm
[00:02.25] Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up, and I heard about these wild Hollywood parties that people would have.
[00:08.29] I didn't think they were true until I went there and started having them.
[00:11.23] Anyway
[00:12.12] This is a song about a crazy night that I had a couple months ago
[00:14.65] Its called "What did I do last night?"
[00:21.71] Yeah
[00:23.49] What the fuck did I do last night?
[00:33.88] I cried myself to sleep
[00:50.42] It was a good one
[00:52.93] I like the word poop
[00:54.02] Sorry
[00:56.32] We are getting edgy.
[00:58.40] I like the word poop, because when you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion your butthole does when it poops
[01:07.02] Poop
[01:09.43] Not my best
[01:11.18] Probably my worst.
[01:13.65] When did my mother describe gay sex to me?
[01:15.73] Good question.]
[01:16.63] I was 8 years old
[01:17.99] I have a joke for that
[01:19.29] I was 8 years old
[01:20.00] She sat me down at the dinner table
[01:22.24] She was very mature about it
[01:23.27] She said "Do you know how your father and I love eachother"
[01:24.96] "Of course, you and dad love eachother more than people could possible love eachother"
[01:29.69] She said, "well, 2 men can love eachother in the exact same way your father and I love eachother"
[01:36.23] What happens when 2 men love eachother?
[01:39.09] Well
[01:40.58] They take off all of their cloths
[01:42.26] They get in the bed
[01:44.83] And
[01:45.03] SHIT ON THE BIBLE
[01:54.44] So I dont really talk to her any more
[01:54.47] 