[00:00.43] Thank you so much, thank you for coming
[00:01.82] Probably should've, uh...
[00:02.94] Ended it on a higher note
[00:04.21] A big ending or whatever... But, uh...
[00:05.87] That's the end of "what."
[00:06.62] I hope you enjoyed it-
[00:07.44] Bo, oh my god
[00:09.13] How are you? I haven't seen you since, like, Freshman year!
[00:12.38] Oh my God!
[00:13.95] You were so, like, skinny and weird back then, uh...
[00:17.39] But now you're, um...
[00:19.55] Anyway, um..., you should totally come to this party
[00:22.70] I'm having tonight with a bunch of my college friends
[00:24.58] Um, it's gonna be off the chain-hook!
[00:27.89] It's gonna be so good
[00:28.98] You can play some songs for us, or something...
[00:31.50] Um, I've been telling everybody
[00:32.83] How good of friends we were
[00:34.78] Um, back in the day...
[00:36.56] Uhm, I know we never talked or hung out ever
[00:40.37] But um...
[00:40.92] I think that's what made our friendship so special
[00:43.45] You know...
[00:44.72] Anyway, text me!
[00:45.77] Okay!
[00:46.41] Bye!
[00:47.25] Mister Burnham
[00:48.78] How ya doin', good? Good!
[00:50.13] Uh, I'm a, uh...
[00:51.69] I'm an agent from out in Los Angeles
[00:53.85] Uh, really dig your stuff man
[00:55.46] It's out there
[00:56.41] You know, I totally get it!
[00:57.78] Uh, and the best part about it, man!
[00:59.27] You've got all these young fans, uh, and...
[01:01.49] Which is great, because young people, they're...
[01:03.41] They're very passionate, and they're very...
[01:04.90] Uh, they're very reliable consumers
[01:06.92] But what you've gotta do to take your career to the next level?
[01:10.20] You've gotta cater more heavily to them
[01:11.86] Alright? We've done studies
[01:13.12] Young people do not respond to this...
[01:14.83] You know, "introspective" material
[01:17.35] Or these "challenges-to-the-form", you know...
[01:20.01] Young people want jokes they can relate to, okay?
[01:22.61] So, write a—write a silly song about Facebook, you know?
[01:26.35] Write some jokes about Twitter, or...
[01:30.00] Sugary cereals, or...
[01:31.64] Razor scooters!
[01:32.63] Relate to them!
[01:34.18] You know, also
[01:34.61] You've gotta reestablish your presence on the internet, buddy
[01:36.53] Alright, it's not important whether your material's "good" or not
[01:39.42] What's important is that you keep the Bo Burnham brand alive and well!
[01:43.53] Ya get it? Cool-
[01:44.62] But we'll discuss more later, I know it's a lot...
[01:46.25] Uhh, my number is, uh, 310-555-uhh...
[01:50.39] -Management-management-management...
[01:52.41] Fag!
[01:53.78] What up, dude, what's up, how are ya man?
[01:56.79] You've changed, bro...
[01:58.86] You've changed
[02:00.35] I never knew you
[02:01.40] But, um...
[02:01.84] My friend's old roommate's friend said he knew you in high school
[02:04.01] And, you became a real asshole once all this "comedy" stuff started happening
[02:07.59] What, what is it man?
[02:08.55] You think you're better than us?
[02:09.93] You think you're better than us just cause you're tall?
[02:11.92] Whoa, congrats man, you're tall!
[02:14.45] Wow, it's incredible! Wo-
[02:16.88] You want a trophy for being tall?
[02:18.95] You wanna...
[02:19.69] We should just give trophies to tall things
[02:21.84] And every tree and building will have a trophy
[02:24.64] That make sense?
[02:27.59] Yo, why you acting all quiet and weird right now?
[02:30.50] Yo, I know why you are
[02:32.06] It's cause you're an arrogant prick
[02:33.44] That's why, an arrogant fuckin' prick
[02:36.22] I once heard that you actually act quiet
[02:38.24] Cause you're shy and introverted in real life
[02:40.46] And that people shouldn't expect you to-
[02:41.85] Act the same way offstage as you do onstage
[02:44.35] Haha! Yeah...
[02:46.31] Yeah, it makes no sense...
[02:48.57] Anyway, you wanna buy some weed?
[02:51.00] Bo, oh my god!
[02:54.70] Bo, oh my god!
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[03:05.87] Bo, oh my god!
[03:07.02] Mister Burnham
[03:08.16] Bo, Bo (Fag!)
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[03:10.96] Mister Burnham
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[03:15.50] Bo, Bo (Fag!)
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[03:17.35] Mister Burnham
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[03:20.34] Bo, oh my god!
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[03:38.81] I am Satan, Lord of Darkness!
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[03:42.43] Mister Burnham (Fag!)
[03:43.44] Bo, Bo (Fag!)
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[03:51.25] Mister Burnham (Fag!)
[03:52.40] Bo, Bo (Fag!)
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[03:55.04] Mister Burnham (Fag!)
[03:56.07] Bo, Bo (Fag!)
[03:57.09] Uh, uh! (Hey!)
[03:58.08] Uh, uh! (Hey!)
[03:59.70] ... What the hell!?
[04:00.89] Uh, uh! (Hey!)
[04:02.06] Uh, uh! (Hey!)
[04:03.05] You're not gonna hit the girl? That's sexist!
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[04:06.60] Mister, m-m-m-m-mister
[04:07.63] Bo-Bo!
[04:08.30] We think you've changed, bro
[04:09.96] We know best
[04:10.89] You suck!
[04:12.08] We think you've changed, bro
[04:13.79] We know best
[04:14.64] You suck!
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[05:24.41] Bo, oh my God
[05:25.81] Bo, oh my God
[05:27.76] Bo, oh my God...
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[06:22.08] (Mister Burnham)
[06:23.38] 
[06:27.77] Thank you Madison, goodnight, thank you!
[06:29.25] I hope you liked it, thank you!
[06:30.87] Thank you for being a part of this!
[06:31.97] Thank you!
[06:34.56] 