[00:00.09] So we're about half way through the show
[00:01.77] So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am
[00:07.15] And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys
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[00:16.94] So deep
[00:23.01] That I named this song
[00:29.95] "Hashtag Deep"
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[00:43.30] Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree
[00:47.88] And take to the air?
[00:50.46] Me neither
[00:56.88] Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme
[01:00.14] But the right words just weren't there?
[01:03.68] Meat cleaver
[01:10.42] The people in my life are like
[01:14.25] Grains of sand
[01:17.16] 'Cause they stick together, yeah
[01:20.91] Often near my butt hole
[01:23.05] If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
[01:32.25] A fish that's drowning
[01:36.23] If the artistic process is a birth canal
[01:39.38] Then I am a freshly jellied kid
[01:45.54] Come witness my crowning
[01:50.89] These thoughts of mine
[01:53.62] Must be a sign that I'm
[01:57.44] "Hashtag Deep"
[02:01.08] If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
[02:06.95] Probably not
[02:09.13] Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
[02:14.33] Instead of on your girlfriend's face?
[02:18.08] Me neither
[02:21.85] Me neither!
[02:24.15] Have you ever wrote a song note for note
[02:27.17] And not a single note was out of place?
[02:30.12] Duh! (Hold on)
[02:34.51] The people in my life are like blades of grass
[02:40.01] How? 'Cause they are all so grounded
[02:44.14] But at least grass stays away from my butthole!
[02:47.66] Art is a harlot
[02:51.12] And I am her sassy urban friend
[02:55.52] Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
[03:00.63] If momma is right and the world is my oyster
[03:07.41] Then I must have an allergy to shell
[03:14.97] You don't know
[03:18.02] How could you know?
[03:21.83] If life makes you wish you were dead
[03:28.73] Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head
[03:35.88] Spend forever asleep
[03:41.55] 'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
[03:47.39] Hashtag
[04:00.14] "Thank you."
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