[00:00.30] Anyway, I wanna thank you very much once more for coming
[00:02.57] This is my favorite thing to do, to perform
[00:04.43] Ah, and you coming allows me to do that
[00:06.36] And I really, really do appreciate that
[00:08.63] Honestly and genuinely
[00:10.15] I will now recede back in my stage persona
[00:15.75] I just blacked out for ten seconds
[00:24.88] Love songs used to be so beautiful, you know?
[00:28.47] "Let us go then you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky"
[00:32.06] "Like a patient etherized upon a table"
[00:33.97] T.S. Elliot, beautiful
[00:36.47] Love songs nowadays just as beautiful, guys, if not more
[00:40.82] Justin Bieber, One Direction, Usher, you know them
[00:44.01] You know their love songs
[00:46.25] Beautiful, complex love songs
[00:47.84] But these new artists, the J Biebs, the One D's, the Usher's
[00:53.08] They've have done some very strange
[00:55.35] To the format, the structure and the purpose of love songs
[00:58.19] And I tried to capture how they've changed it with this love song
[01:01.42] I hope you enjoy it and most importantly, mark the differences
[01:10.98] Jason Derulo
[01:20.73] I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it
[01:23.68] I love your heart and you're so smart, 'cause you gave away it
[01:26.45] I love your sis', I love your dad, I love your mum
[01:29.03] But more than all of that I love the fact that you are dumb enough
[01:32.47] To not realize everything I've said has been said before
[01:37.27] In a thousand ways, in a thousand songs, sung with the same four chords
[01:42.35] But you'll still love it, let me finger you, yeah finger you, finger you
[01:47.76] Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
[01:51.26] When I tell you that I love you boo
[01:53.65] I also hope that you don't see through
[01:56.96] This cleverly constructed ruse
[01:59.72] Designed by a marketing team
[02:01.59] Cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem
[02:05.03] And girls' desperate need to feel loved
[02:10.15] America says we love a chorus
[02:12.75] But don't get complicated and bore us
[02:15.48] Though meaning might be missin'
[02:17.74] We need to know the words after just one listen so
[02:20.22] Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[02:23.04] Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[02:25.70] Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[02:28.38] Repeat stuff, yeah
[02:34.97] I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her
[02:38.02] But now I need to make every girl think this song's about her
[02:40.83] Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
[02:43.32] So I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like
[02:46.61] "I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other"
[02:49.39] "I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color"
[02:52.21] "I love it when you smile, that you smile wide"
[02:54.83] "And I love how your torso has an arm on either side"
[02:57.57] Now, if you're my agent you might be thinking
[03:01.05] "Oh no, sound the alarms"
[03:03.82] "You're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms"
[03:08.42] But they can't use iTunes
[03:10.19] So fuck 'em, who needs 'em
[03:13.79] Oh girl, oh hello satan
[03:22.30] Satan, you taste so good
[03:24.73] Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[03:27.46] Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, everybody
[03:30.46] (Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
[03:33.49] C'mon, louder, I can't hear you
[03:35.82] (Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
[03:52.48] Young ones, listen up
[03:54.58] I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you
[04:06.26] So read them and hate yourself, then pay me to tell you I love you
[04:15.83] I love you
[04:18.73] And your parents will always come along, because their little girl is in love
[04:27.94] And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong? When you
[04:39.58] Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[04:42.05] Repeat stuff, I am a vessel, six, six, six, illuminati, free the United States
[04:49.40] We know it's not right, we know it's not funny
[04:54.08] But we'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money
[05:00.84] But until then, we will repeat stuff
[05:06.16] 