[00:01.11] I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know [00:06.01] And now it's become, at least in the mainstream [00:09.56] A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility [00:20.53] So I figure, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em [00:28.73] Hittin' the club up VIP [00:30.18] I got a fake mustache and a fake ID [00:32.15] I look like Wooly Willy with a really wooly willy [00:35.26] And I bypass the bouncer [00:37.29] Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser [00:39.36] Look at all of Bo's hoes [00:41.24] Looking for a ride on Bo's hose [00:42.70] And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah's ego [00:46.56] We go to it, through it, she says, "Dios mio mi amigo!" [00:50.17] Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya [00:53.50] Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa [00:57.01] Single every single day [00:58.97] Do it every single way [01:00.61] Make the single ladies say, oh Bo [01:04.72] And if I were gay [01:06.06] Though I swear I'm straight, [01:08.44] I'd make them fellas say [01:10.71] You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, [01:13.00] But careful, cherry, 'cause I'm the King of Pop, pop, pop, pop, goes my weasel [01:16.87] Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock's easel [01:18.55] My suggestion is you don't blow 'til you know what congestion is [01:22.05] Swallow when you know what digestion is [01:23.78] Follow Bo, the only question is [01:25.68] Have you been splattered before by the mad-hatter matador? [01:29.07] Cake-batter never more, it don't matter whether you're [01:32.91] Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian [01:36.33] I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon [01:39.94] Single every single day [01:41.50] Do it every single way [01:43.37] Make the single ladies say, oh Bo [01:47.53] And if I were gay [01:49.02] Though I swear I'm straight [01:51.13] I'd make them fellas say, oh Bo [01:55.31] Oh Bo, oh Bo, Bo, ah, oh Bo, oh Bo, oh Bo [02:08.07] You think that you can handle me? [02:10.21] Girl, don't make me laugh [02:11.61] I said my junk is bipolar it will split you in half (yeah) [02:15.97] And if you're lucky, I might just bring you home [02:18.89] And I'll have you going down like you're growin' an extra chromosome [02:22.65] And when you love me, don't grab me by the buns [02:26.00] 'Cause I got a bad case of the runs [02:30.11] I got the runs, I got the runs [02:36.90] Single every single day [02:38.44] Do it every single way [02:40.48] Make the single ladies say, oh Bo [02:44.60] And if I were gay [02:45.78] Though I swear I'm straight [02:48.13] I'd make them fellas say, oh Bo [02:51.97] I wanna break it down for ya'll [02:54.06] I came from the streets, with nothin' [02:56.94] Now I'm makin' hit records [02:59.55] For my people still livin' in the streets [03:02.40] Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you I'm doin' this for you [03:06.24] My success is your success [03:10.09] And I know you may be thinkin' [03:11.95] Hey, if you really believe that, [03:13.73] Why don't you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood [03:16.45] Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski? [03:19.93] And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin' out) [03:26.82] Single every single day [03:28.62] Do it every single way [03:30.20] Make the single ladies say, oh Bo [03:34.06] And if I were gay [03:35.78] Though I swear I'm straight [03:38.03] I'd make them fellas say [03:40.64] You gotta fume like a tuna [03:42.47] I'll smell ya later [03:44.24] I met a fat chick and fucked her in an elevator [03:48.42] It was wrong on so many levels [03:51.84] It was wrong on so many levels [03:55.89] It was wrong on so many levels [03:59.48] It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on [04:04.42] Single every single day [04:05.86] Do it every single way [04:07.78] Make the single ladies say, oh Bo [04:11.68] And if I were gay [04:13.18] Though I swear I'm straight [04:15.46] I'd make them fellas say, oh [04:18.42] Single every single [04:20.08] Do it every single [04:21.65] Pop that single like a Pringle jingle, oh Bo [04:25.76] This song's almost completed [04:27.69] All this little ditty needed [04:29.24] Instrument that's double reeded, the oboe [04:38.33] Oh, Bo, play that oboe